"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long."
Glenn, age 7
"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but football is pretty good too."
Greg, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."
Tom, age 5
"I'm in favour of love as long as it doesn't happen when Blue Peter is on television."
Jill, age 6
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
Kenny, age 7
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.'"
Anita, age 9
"A man and a woman promise to go through sickness and illness and diseases together."
Marlon, age 10
"[Being] single is better... for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change nappies. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mum and have her come over for some coffee and nappy changing."
Kirsten, age 10
"Love is foolish... but I still might try it sometime."
Floyd, age 9
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."
Dave, age 8